Georgia

How to Bathe the Cat:

1. Thoroughly clean your toilet.

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3. Find and soothe the cat as you carry him to the bathroom.

4. In one swift movement, place the cat in the toilet, close both lids, and hop on top so the cat cannot escape.

5. Wait 2 minutes for the cat to self-agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore the noise, your cat is enjoying this.)

6. Flush 3 or 4 times to rinse.

7. Have an assistant open the bathroom door.

8. Stand as far from the toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids. Your clean cat will spring out.

9. Allow to air dry.

Sincerely,