shared by the family of

Fritz

The 10 Catmandments:

1. I am the lord of thy house.

2. Thou shalt have no other pets before me.

3. Thou shalt never ignore me.

4. I shall ignore you whenever I feel like it.

5. Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thee the time of day.

6. Remember my food dish and keep it full.

7. Thou shalt spend most of thy money on toys and gifts for me.

8. Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for me to curl up in.

9. Thou shalt shower me with love and affection upon demand.

10. Above all, thou shalt do anything and everything it takes to make me happy.